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I shoot Merthur

Sun May 17, 2009, 6:59 PM
I have moved on to a new obsession as of late. Merlin. The epically awesome bbc show. And I admit that I an Merthurholic and will seek help when help for this sort of thing becomes available. Until then I will continue to waste my life away on the computer reading fanfictions, collecting icons and re-watching the show. For all other Merthur sufferers out there I just want to say:
Subtext is the root of all awesomeness.

  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: pleases for cheese
  • Reading: How to skin people by The Predator
  • Watching: my goat as it rattles around in its cage
  • Playing: in entrails
  • Eating: whale soufle
  • Drinking: the blood of lowly high school students

ORTHACLASE FELDSPAR!!

Mon Jan 12, 2009, 3:58 AM
HOOOO MY FUCKING DARK LORD PIKACHU I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT!!!!! You know what that means? It means...Boys! And...Geology! And...FREE LINES!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooo happy. Via la euphoria!!! *does the happy dance*

College. Me. Me in college. Wow...that's fucking trippy man.

..........

Rules: Google search what it says and continue it with the first thing that comes up.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Carmel needs a dog park
(Say what?!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Carmel looks like a bold promontory
(Now that's just mean. Since when do i look like a rock... -pout-)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Carmel says “Stop whining and go work in a jail!”
(-cracks a whip-)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Carmel wants walking
(...walking and to be fed three times a day and be aloud on the furniture and...)

Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:
A: Carmel does it
(...)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Carmel hates school
(Do i now?)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Carmel asks that drivers please use caution
(Don't drink and drive!)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Carmel goes to hollywood.
(It was bound to happen sooner or later^^)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Carmel likes Sunday School
(LIES!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Carmel eats California
(...i was hungry...)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Carmel wears rollerskates to her wedding
(A wedding to remember)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Carmel [masseuse] arrested for alleged prostitution
(no comment)

Well. That was er...an adventure to say the least.

  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: pleases for cheese
  • Reading: How to skin people by The Predator
  • Watching: my goat as it rattles around in its cage
  • Playing: in entrails
  • Eating: whale soufle
  • Drinking: the blood of lowly high school students

Anime character love fest!/SGA Slash/4:40

Fri Oct 17, 2008, 4:29 AM
Edit:Saturday 6:21

Oh the joys of dA surveys.

1. Smoked. [ ]
2. Consumed alcohol. [x]
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. [x] long story.. sadly nothing sus.. i think O_O"
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. [x] Sleep overs.
5. Kissed someone of the same sex. [x]
6. Had sex. [ ]
7. Had someone in your room other than family[x]
8. Watched porn. [x] *whistles conspicusly*
9. Bought porn. [x]
10. Done drugs. [ ]
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

1. Taken painkillers. [x] who the fuck hasn't, what with society being what it is *continues ranting*
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine. [ ]
3. Lied to your parents. [x]
4. Lied to a friend. [x]
5. Been to rehab. [ ]
6. Done something illegal. [x] what? me. do something illegal. naaah.
7. Cut yourself. [x] many times... cooking, playing with knifes, table corners, on boxes, breathing.. i'm just a accident waiting to happen.
8. Hurt someone. [x]
9. Been to a club. [x] im such a party animal >.>
10. Seen someone die. [ ]
TOTAL SO FAR: 14

1. Missed curfew. [ ] *scratches head* what's a curfew?
2. Stayed up all night. [x] ... no coment
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. [x] piece-o-cake
4. Been to a therapist. [x]
5. Snuck out of the house. [x]
6. Dyed your hair. [x] *is sitting at the computer with pink hair*
7. Received a ticket. [ ] ... movie... ticket?
8. Been in an accident. [x]
9. Wished someone to die. [x]
10. Been to a bar. [x]
TOTAL SO FAR:22

1. Been to a wild party. [ ]
2. Been to a Mardi Gras parade. [ ]
4. Had a spring break in Florida. [ ]
5. Sniffed anything. [x] the air?
6. Wore black nail polish. [x] oh please.
7. Wore arm bands. [x]
8. Wore t-shirts with band names. [x]
9. Listened to rap. [x] not by choice
10. Owned a 50 Cent CD. [ ]... i'd rather die
TOTAL SO FAR: 27

1. Dressed Gothic. [x] probably depends.. define goth
2. Dressed prep. [ ]
3. Dressed punk. [ ] probably ' ' punk
4. Dressed grunge. [x] probably ' ' grunge
5. Stole something. [x] candy from small children
6. Been too drunk to remember something. [x]
7. Blacked out. [ ] never
8. Fainted. [ ] not once
9. Had a crush on a neighbor. [ ]
TOTAL SO FAR: 31

1. Snuck into someone else's room. [x]
2. Had a crush on a friend. [x]
3. Been to a concert. [x]
4. Dry-humped someone. [ ]
5. Been called a slut. [x]
6. Called someone a slut. [x]
7. Installed speakers in your car.[ ]
8. Broken a mirror. [x]
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. [x]
10. Brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush. [ ] ew
TOTAL SO FAR: 38

1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. [ ] . . .
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater. [ ]
3. Cruised the mall. [ ]
4. Skipped school. [x]
5. Had surgery. [ ]
6. Had an injury. [x]
7. Gone to court. [ ]
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. [x]
9. Caught something on fire. [ ]
10. Lied about your age. [x]
TOTAL SO FAR: 42

1. Owned/rented an apartment. [ ]
2. Broke the law in the police's presence. [ ]
3. Made out with someone who had a gf/bf. [ ]
4. Got in trouble with the police. [ ]
5. Talked to a stranger. [x]
6. Hugged a stranger. [ ]
7. Kissed a stranger. [ ]
8. Rode in the car with a stranger. [ ]
9. Been harassed. [x] story of my life
10. Been verbally harassed. [x] see above coment
TOTAL SO FAR: 45

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online. [ ]
2. Stayed online for 5 hours straight. [x]
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. [x]
4. Watched TV for 5 hours straight. [x]
5. Been to a fair. [x]
6. Been called a bad influence. [x] *chokes on water*
7. Drink and drive. [ ]
8. Prank-called someone. [x]
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. [x]
10. Cheated on a test. [x]
TOTAL SO FAR: 53

I'm a horrible person *shit-eating grin*

-If You Have Less Then 10..write [I'm a Goody Goody.]
-If You Have More Than 10..write [I'm still a goody goody.]
-If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average.]
-If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid.]
-If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad kid.]
-If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person.]

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Edit:Saturday 6:20

Merry f-ing christmas every one!!!
...that's all i got...

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Edit:Saturday 4:40

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody. I some money 'cause I just got paid. Now how I wish I had some one to talk to. I'm in an awful way.
Welp Im off to read some fan fics (Cause what else do ya do at 4 in the morning) *scurries off*

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I can not believe that I am finished school. I will never have to go back there again, it's fucking trippy. Don't know what i'll do with all my spare time........*cough* sleeping *shame* I'll try me best not to become nocturnal this holidays, it almost killed me last time :D , no promises.


Stargate Atlantis is my new obsession.
RODNEYxBECKETT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They killed Carson. (You bastards!!!)
They are the sex. oh which reminds me, i have to finish writing nano...heh heh..meh.

Favourite characters:
Ren Ichimoku - Hell Girl
Mikhail - Steel Angel Kurumi
Junior - Read or Die Tv
James - POKEMON!
Husky - +Anima
Jo - Burts Angel
Ajuna - Chibi Vampire
Minagawa - Cafe Kichijouji de
Satoshi - DN Angel
Chrono - Chrono Crusade
Joshua - Chrono Crusade
Kazuki - Get Backers
Sesshomaru - Inuyasha
Miroku - Inuyasha
Kotaro Inugami - Negima
Fai - Tsubasa
Yujinn - Vampire Game (YUJINNNNNN!!!!! WAAAAAH!)[Epically Sad!]
'Flippy' - Imadoki
Hatsuharu (Haru) - Fruits Basket
Furet(It's pronounced: feeorai) - Scrapped Princess


PAIRINGS!!!! BWAHAHAHHAR!!!:
AshxGary - POKEMON
Chika AkatsukixShito Tachibana - Zombie Loan
The twins (twincest) - Host Club
TsuzukixHisoka - Yami no Matsuei
EdxEnvy - FMA
EdxAl - Full Metal Alchemist
ItachixSasuke - Naruto
YugixYami - Yugioh
BakuraxRyou - Yugioh
MarikxMalik - Yugioh
JoeyxKaiba - Yugioh
DukexTristan - Yugioh
SatoshixDaisuke - DN Angel
SesshomaruxInuyasha - Inuyasha
MirokuxSongo - Inuyasha
KuroFai - Tsubasa
RosettexChrono - Chrono Crusade
KoyaxYamato - Loveless
NatsuoxYouji - Loveless
NarutoxSasuke - Naruto
ShinoxKiba - Naruto
Oroxkabuto - Naruto
RitsukaxSoubi - Loveless
YujinnxDarras and DuzellxIshtar (The way it god damn should have been!!!) - VG[Vampire Game]
LaphijixSeiliez (^w^)- VG
IllsaidexFalan (THEY SHOULD HAVE GOT TOGETHER!They're only half related.) - VG


--
"Drink?!"
"Yes?"
"Wicked child! Drink is urine from the last leper in hell!"
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"Screw the rules, I have green hair."
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"Gaara of the Funk!"
--
I am more or less contented with my lot; but yours is shinier.

  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Pineapples From the Dawn of Time
  • Reading: How to skin people by The Predator
  • Watching: my sanity slowly blow away
  • Playing: with matches
  • Eating: Rat intestines served in a white wine sause
  • Drinking: in the wonders of life

Devious Journal Entry

Mon Aug 25, 2008, 3:07 AM
Sigh.....
You know you have to much homework if you start your journal entry with sigh. Bah! Homework(said with great distain). It's an invention of the Devil, designed and perfected by his evil henchmen; teachers. To ride the world of fun and youthful optimism. These right hands (and left hands) of the Dark prince get great pleasure from the torture and torment of teenagers. Why just the other day i was in conversation with a teacher about the weather and her head started to spin 'round and she made me take the roll back to the front office. Cruel and unusally punishment that is. Many people believe that teachers are aliens, but this is a common misconception, and completely wrong. It's about as true as the statement "I learn a great deal many things and my knowledge of the world has been expaned and enriched because they made sose compulary at my school". For all who don't have to endure the horrors of my school; it's about as true as Santa, riding a flying pig, to neverland, in search of Go-erm i mean weapons of mass destruction.
By my troth i am tired, i shall retire to my quarters, where in which lyes a comfy bed and a bag of prawns. "Baaaah!" Oh, and a goat.


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  • Mood: Angsty
  • Listening to: Nightwish - Nemo
  • Reading: Mysteries by Robert Mcgill
  • Watching: my sanity blow away
  • Playing: with sharp and pointy things
  • Eating: the entrails of unlucky road kill
  • Drinking: the blood of the vir-goat sacrifice

Ninja info card^^

Tue Mar 25, 2008, 9:53 PM
Kabuto's ninja info cards
[link]

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Ninja info cards
  • Reading: New moon by Stephiene Meyer
  • Watching: Burst Angel
  • Playing: ...
  • Eating: ...
  • Drinking: water

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